Allison Barnett | She/Her

Probably talking about taking down the patriarchy, my affinity for romance novels, or my time at Disney 🪩✨

[drew g🌷uge @drewgouge]

someone get me a g*n and im so serious like don’t play in my face like this

[c•a•l•e•b @calebsislands]

everyone’s mad at rizo but this is lowkey all ozzy’s fault #Survivor50

[lucy 🐞 @shapeofmyshadow]

literally nobody in the world knows what this lineup means to me

[tori @sourclois]

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i was born in the right generation cause i love movies and ryan gosling

[beck @unrivaled]

when that olympic figure skating hits my tv every four years i will not focus on anything else i will not miss a competition this is my cocomelon and it is that serious

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

broooo the set design for the bad bunny halftime show is so sick are you kidding

[໊ @wandasattorney]

Giving Rizzo a segment in this special was the least they could do after demolishing his family’s restaurant tbh #TheMuppetShow

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Basically 30 Rock but with Muppets. Y’all didn’t get it like I did.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

If I could personally avenge you I would.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Like clockwork.

[jolt @meltborne]

they weren’t kidding about this being the romcom of the year… the storyline was very creative and the score??

[Dueling Park News @DuelingParkNews]

Really need to visit Epic Universe again…

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

bro i am straight up not livin la vida loca rn

[𖧧 @reidahad]

do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[nouf @unbothereader]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

[mel @melschnef]

please don’t disrespect epcot like this, trump could never enjoy the wonders of spaceship earth

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Too many em dashes? What’s next? too much love? too much joy?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

We heard for over two years that "we can't breathe with masks on" and now ICE can't seem to function without one.