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room temperature mess

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

I’m not “funny for a girl”

I’m just “funny”

And yes. It matters.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@katrinaholoboff Essentially the biggest aphrodisiac

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

I’m at the point in my life, where one of the best things is an empty grocery store parking lot. Makes me all warm and tingly.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

Oh yeah, back on my Twitter bullshit. Buckle up.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@thisisourshotca if you are vaccinated, sign up to enter this! #ThisIsOurShotCA

[Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson]

You know who thinks women are funny? Secure men who aren’t afraid of our power.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

My last tweet of 2020 is going to be just about as good as the year 2020.

That’s it. That’s the tweet. The end.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

This part....

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

To the mosquito that bit the bottom of my foot:

You have been on my mind all day. Also. 👏🏻.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

Making a pros and cons list for taking a gap year or doing school full time online. Just realized. Major pro. NO #uleth PARKING BULLSHIT

[Colorado Buffaloes Volleyball @CUBuffsVB]

BUFF BIRTHDAY ALERT! 🎈🎉🎈🎉 Wishing a VERY VERY happy (belated) birthday to our team comedian (and our favorite Canadian) @_dani_price_ 💙 Dani celebrated her 2️⃣1️⃣st birthday yesterday‼️ We love you and hope you had an amazing day, Dani! 🥳 #GoBuffs #BuffBirthday

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@feelykeely Nah it’s the “this is all my instructor told me to do” followed by the thought that counts 🙃

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@feelykeely To be fair.... I got nothin

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

Really surprised past Alli by admitting I really heckin miss the gym. Future Alli should be proud. But present Alli still heckin misses the gym.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

I just woke up excited to do yard work. What have I become?

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

Today I procrastinated by rotating my wardrobe from winter to spring and summer ...then I see it’s supposed to snow this week. Tight.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

Me: [walking into bed frame on route to the bathroom at 2am]: Carole Fuckin Baskin

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@ezziefifteen Support this 💯

[alli @_AlliPrice_]

@AmyBenzie But then again. Nobody knows where you might end up. Nobody knows.