allison ramos

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

I always use cash to buy alcohol so I don’t have to record my alcoholism in my bank account

[erika⚡️ @erikalynnward]

I left your last 10 snaps on read but yeah send one more dude

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

@NathanielBear52 My old roommate once told me she didn’t know her own birthday😂😂 like bitch... you know

[bigmama🍒 @Sirayaaaf]

please pray for a fast and healthy recovery of family and friends hurt in the house fire this morning

[toxic king @toxicking]

dating tip: Don’t

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

PSA: biolife is giving $400 for plasma if you’ve had COVID and use me as a referral💁🏽‍♀️

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

Don’t be offended if I ignore your text, it was probably an accident.. except that happy birthday text I got from my brother’s whore ex-wife.. that was on purpose

[god’s shittiest miracle @oatmilkmartini]

My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???

[mal @mal__jones]

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

Full on fell asleep at work for an hour.. nice to get paid to sleep😴🤑

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

Considering I was asleep for every single zoom meeting, I’ll take the 81% on the final 😇

[Ç @coal_17]

Put Blue Mountain State back on Netflix

[allison ramos @_allison_031]

There’s cat hair in my wine glass