Allison Renee

Hi. I'm obsessed with musicals, makeup, and doodling on everything.

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

me listening to him talk about literally anything

[Eric Magnussen @EricMagnussen]

Made a new friend on my walk today 🥺

[Beth Ann ψ🐞 @andnoble97]

Ahh yes the famous center cage

[NIKI DEMAR @nikidemar]

surprise @billieeilish

https://t.co/PEBM07nUjF

[ash 🏹 @Wittikitty]

My dad told me that he was gonna start referring to my boyfriend as Lil D “because his name is Dillon and not because of…well you know…but that just makes it even better”

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

Corgi cannibalism

[Allison Renee @_allison_renee]

@Wittikitty 🥺🥺 freaking adorable

[ash 🏹 @Wittikitty]

My mans and I went on a date last night and tell me why both of us surprised each other with a playlist of songs and artists we think the other would like 🥺 bonus points for the fact that a lot of the same artists and songs were on both #soulmatematerial

[ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet]

The amount of nurses that I work with that don’t believe in the COVID-19 vaccine blows my mind.

I’m literally arguing with nurses who say they don’t vaccinate because “I dont believe in science”.

[ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet]

me: “did you get the vaccine?”

patient: “no, I got COVID-19 last year”

me: “…. That’s like me saying I got chlamydia when I was a teen and not using condoms after.

……… also, you have COVID again.”

[Allison Renee @_allison_renee]

Win Tickets to @twentyonepilots - Takeover Tour from @1035KISSFM https://t.co/mhlgr29rSh

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[beer’s #1 fan 🥇 @minogua_hd]

Damn Judy, okay girl !!! 😈🗣

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time