lex lou 🚬🐀

enbytch (they/them) 22 🖤🩵💙💚🤍💛❤️🩷🖤 welcome to every thought that has ever entered my head

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Looking for a co #writer and #director for a #podcast I’m writing. In very early stages of development. Looking for someone I work well with to bounce ideas off of and who will keep me on track.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

I didn’t realize the first broadcasted kiss of 2024 was two men. I was too busy kissing my GIRLFRIEND. In a GAY WAY.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Something I’ll never forget is how, after a party at 3am, I was sitting on the couch with like three straight (?) men and made them watch Red, White, and Royal Blue

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Face painters are like: Sorry I was late to the function. I had three Spider-Man’s 30 minutes before I was off. 🙄🙄

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Sometimes a family is a man and a woman and her 7 (evil) exes and his three exes, three bandmates (two of whom are his exes), his bandmate’s roommate, his younger sister, his cool gay roommate, Aubrey Plaza, and a robot.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

I think the reason I haven’t watched Breaking Bad yet is because Jesse will give me so much gender envy I’ll actually go on t.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Literally screaming, crying, and throwing up over a movie that had a 25% on Rotten Tomatoes

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Watching The Goldfinch again!!

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

In my Blair Waldorf Era 🎀🤍
(I’ve been taking a lot of Lyfts)

[iqa @LOEYSAN]

me watching heartstopper and red white & royal blue the same week

[megan @chismosavirus]

reconnecting with my inner child... she said she wants to smoke and order wingstop

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Y’all ever have your favorite media at the time consume your every waking thought to the point where there isn’t an hour of the day where you don’t think about it or am I just neurodivergent?

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Freedom is me smoking half of a cigarette outside to come back inside and smoke a bowl.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Cannot imagine life without sensory integration disorder 🙈😗
(This is a call for help, I’m gonna end up nonverbal at dinner if I cannot regulate)

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

I just found out tonight people actually watch Scott Pilgrim at face value. Like, this is camp. This is good. I’m the only one is a house of TEN that likes it because no one understands the artistry of camp.

[andre @warmmoistpizza]

u relapsed on yearning again didn't u

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Taking a 5mg edible
Taking a 25mg edible

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Me, clicking my little mischievous fingers together: Time to self sabotage 😈😈
*Texts my mother back after 3 weeks*

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Oh, I’m sorry, you misunderstood. YOU can simply exist and be worthy and valuable. I have to be useful , though, to earn worth and value. Sorry :/

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Why can’t I just stop having visceral traumatic responses? I’m not in danger anymore, I never really was. Now, whenever a stupid boundary gets crossed, I fuck up and hurt someone.

[lex lou 🚬🐀 @_allspice_]

Dying to be seen as purely androgynous, but NOOOOOO 😩 society still believes in GENDER and BINARIES. Sorry I want to be seen as a 21 year old teenaged boygirl 🙄