Alexis

Your favorite arsonist!🖤 I’m currently gouging my eyes out ILL BE RIGHT BACK

[Alexis @_allxs]

“Are you ok?” no but I got a fat ass so I’ll live I guess

[Alexis @_allxs]

I just want to lay in the middle of the street

[Alexis @_allxs]

In the clerb we may all be fam but we are not friends

[Alexis @_allxs]

Peppermint soap on my clit to feel something

[Alexis @_allxs]

The black hole in my chest prevents me from rest. It rips at everything consuming my flesh.

[Alexis @_allxs]

Stuffed him in the chimney and I torched it

[Alexis @_allxs]

Locked him in the attic and I freaked it

[Alexis @_allxs]

If you need me I’ll be somewhere in between needing to punch someone in the face and needing to ride someone’s face!

[Alexis @_allxs]

Them bitches be putting that liquid IV in their vodka

[Alexis @_allxs]

Somehow I have turned gold stars into a weapon

[Alexis @_allxs]

@honeygcha Probably because your dying to feel the burrrrnnnnnn

[Alexis @_allxs]

Got out of the car on the freeway to stretch my legs

[Alexis @_allxs]

It’s our primal urge as woman to find the biggest dick and conquer it

[Alexis @_allxs]

@honeygcha The primal urge to collect them all like Pokémon

[Alexis @_allxs]

It’s natural for a woman to have multiple boyfriends may the best one win

[Alexis @_allxs]

It’s very TRADITIONAL for a woman to smack her husband

[Alexis @_allxs]

When I’m happy I say: bitches love my swag
When I’m sad I say: I’m gonna die alone

[Alexis @_allxs]

Men on tinder be like “LOOK AT MY CUM GUTTERS”

[Alexis @_allxs]

Shout out to Elon for paying me to be sad very generous of you fr