Ally Serra

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[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Cap'n Crunch.

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

@RitzBih Imagining you with a child and that’s birth control enough

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

Colleen Hoover has set my expectations for men way too high

[Thomas Green-Parrott @Tom_Parrott23]

Ok. Hear me out…. A new Bring It On movie where Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union are now cheer moms, their daughters are at opposing schools/club teams, and they wind up competing head to head at Nationals.

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

@RitzBih So are you saying twerking in front of children is unacceptable ???

[adam @barelyadam_]

a wise woman once said:

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

@RitzBih Legit same. You don’t understand. My heart hurts man

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I miss the days when the only virus we talked about was Bieber fever.

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

@emcmaines Re freaking tweet

[angie @teaxtarot]

If a $7 latte is what will motivate u to get out of the house then it’s not a waste of money

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!

Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

FUCKING FREE BRITNEY! 🙏🏽 We are all here for you queen! @britneyspears

[TheUglyAlpha🥀 @Braluhn94]

Please add me in the next season.😂

[David Singletary @davidsingletary]

Me at target trying to understand how $2 + $3 + $1 came to a total of $287.25

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When you want to be skinny but all you can think about is Garlic Bread

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

@kuegabear Sounds like you need to shut up

[Ally Serra @_allyS]

Justin Bieber releasing an album on my birthday. It’s like he knew 😌😌😌