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mediocre at best

[Al @_alsuzanne]

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

one day my bf asked me what’s more important, us creating peace or you being right? i think about that question in every argument now.

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@lauralexx @meliaelizabethh Since they realized they don’t fit in most cabinets ..

[Al @_alsuzanne]

No but seriously ........ What happened the SmarterChild?

[Al @_alsuzanne]

🙄

[Al @_alsuzanne]

That escalated quickly

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@the__blair Pineapple ham, all ima say

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@tanamongeau $ALSPARRISH

[Al @_alsuzanne]

One time ...

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@the__blair You still have to use all the muscle you would use to pick your phone up to do the same thing on your watch. You will never win this argument

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@ChrisKlemens Hey, I just started watching your video and saw you were donating to teachers wishlist..... I’m an elementary school teacher in NC who just got moved to a completely new grade and told I’m teaching completely virtual until December. This is amazing that you are helping teachers!!

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@the__blair Idk if people can but I know cops can look up your license through your plate numbers .. happened to me. Got pulled over, knew who I was before even asking for my ID

[Al @_alsuzanne]

I just want to know what part of “12 items or less” isn’t clear to people ... like no ma’am do not bring your two cart fulls through the express line. You are defeating the purpose and you’re making me angry.

[Al @_alsuzanne]

There was true ingenuity that went into making the McDonald’s McFlurry spoons.

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@presleyjooo But a huge fan of you!

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@presleyjooo Girl, say it again.

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@presleyjooo ily 💛

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@tanamongeau $AllieParrish it would help more then you know, ok ily 💕

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@DavidDobrik $AllieParrish please please I watch you religiously! If would mean the most! 💛

[Al @_alsuzanne]

@presleyjooo This makes me happy 💕