Khalima Zungu

There is no spoon...

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@_wangwe Look how you jinxed it.

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

The dev team at F1 fantasy are really being tone deaf. The beauty about hindsight is its awareness. The ugly side however is you can do nothing to change the outcome. Someone will create a parallel fantasy and folks will be left wondering why their numbers are plummeting. #F1

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@kandutsie Dr. Congo and Eng. Land...

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@Mwass_ I see what you did there.

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

Hope

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What's the most normalized addiction??

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@shangatatu @muheediva01 😂😂

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@ConstantCap Wacha...wacha 😂

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@phidikezz @SamKMuchemi 😂 finally iPhone boot lickers fluffing. Mjisort please.

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@ConstantCap @Kajoroge Manzeee!

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@Kajoroge Aki by end year nafanya hii kitu... insha'Allah

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@dmwilitz 😂😂 ditto

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

https://t.co/At012BMM0O

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The problems in Kenya can't just be ended by civic education alone. We need to teach critical thinking and also bring in psychological healing. Most citizens live in psychological prisons created through Political brutality.

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

@smusyoka @Wandvt Wawawawa 😂😂😂

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

Tweets that age very well. *Tongue all the way out.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

You're welcome Liverpool...

#CPFC

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

No it already succeeded. #COYG

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What completely failed as "The Next Big Thing" that was expected to succeed?

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

Msisahau pia Bournemouth initials start with AFC #ComeOnNow

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

I watched the game where adebayor celebrated in an unsportsmanlike way against arsenal back in 09. I then had to subsequently sit through his horrible attempts at punditry. The perfect middle finger 🏆
#COYG #CHAMPIONS

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

Alafu Leo ndio siku hakuna beer kwa fridge 😠

[Khalima Zungu @_Aluora]

😭😭😭 #COYG What a feeling 🏆
@Arsenal