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Artist • Interim President of Zimbabwe • Deadbeat Plant Dad • Joie de Vivre • 一期一会 • IG: artbywangwe 🇵🇸

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Every single thing I set out to do will work in my favour.

[Shereheplug™️ @Sherehe_Plug]

🎭✨ #Nairobi #Theatre #StagePlay

Back by popular demand

#FREEME, inspired by a true story, returns to the stage for a limited run story of @QueenGathoni

🗓️ June 5–7
📍 C.U. Shah Jain Bhavan, #Loresho
🎟️ KES 1,500–2,500
🔗 https://t.co/Ai5Bt8w5Ce

Poster @_wangwe
#SherehePlug

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@SirAlexas And then we have to deal with the EPL shortly after. Sports fans need a midterm. 😭

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@fidelmaithya @stefanigermnot Talent!

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@Kmusyoka5 @Lsankei99 Thao moja is okay. We can begin. 😂😂😂

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@SirAlexas He been given the mic and he’s just saying whatever comes to his mind first.

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

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Nike got me excited. Adidas’ short film was good but never made me feel excited for the chaos of the World Cup.

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

Both Nike and Adidas officially dropped their campaigns ahead of the FIFA World Cup, so we have to ask: who did it better?

“Backyard Legends” or “Rip the Script”?

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This is brilliant! 10/10. Haaland said fuck ‘em kids.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

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@JoshuaRed_

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

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Step forward, Mirra.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Your 2026 women’s Roland-Garros final 🤩

A fairy tale vs a teenage sensation 🍿

#RolandGarros

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World number 114th. Best Polish tennis player in the WTA.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

FROM QUALIES TO GRAND SLAM FINAL ☄️

#RolandGarros

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@Kasina__ 😂😂😂 tough.

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I have spent the last two weeks watching Roland Garros. Then I’ll spend the next week watching the NBA finals and before my sleeping pattern and social life even realise what’s happening it’s time for the World Cup.

[wta @WTA]

FIRST GRAND SLAM FINAL 💗

Mirra Andreeva defeats Kostyuk 6-1, 6-3 in the Roland-Garros semifinal!

#RolandGarros

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@Kasina__ Punishment for the crimes of Yues open you’ll commit. 😂

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@Kasina__ At least that one is during the day for me. 😂

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@Kasina__ I’m still not believing anything until it happens.

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Racist out yesterday. ✅
Zionist out today. ✅
Woman beater tomorrow ⏳

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

A moment for Mirra!

She's into the Roland Garros women's singles final!

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But it has also made you miss so many good things and unforgettable experiences.

[y @ysuckme]

your boring lifestyle has kept you safe from many potential risks & unpleasant experiences.