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[Rèed @Ian_San254]

If your girl got stories, bro keep her.

Girls out here are really boring.😣..

[Scudetto Girl🖤💙 @_wamwea]

My type kabisa. Absolutely love & rate guys who'll choose & take care of themselves always.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Unapigwa na random flashback, unabaki ukicheka peke yako kama chizi

[Shad 🇵🇹 @_shad_s]

Ukiwa na a pure heart the devil will assign you a kikuyu woman from kirinyaga na atakuwa anakupikia ugali na cabbage from Monday to monday kama sungura and to make matters worse, she will be giving you a very slippery wet crack alafu she will ghost you afocus kuuza mchele Mwea.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Saying “I'll do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Hatutibu Meno zimearibiwa na Jaba🥹🥹

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Wasichana wa Nairobi ukiwaambia uko na bibi ndio wanakutaka saidi.

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

[First♧ Generation° @FGeneration001]

"Symptoms ni za malaria lakini results zinasema pregnancy"

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Watu wa gallitos hata labda wanadhani nilikufa 😭 kukosa pesa wewe!

[+ @lkhdme]

depends on the day.
however, a lover, always.

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

when she sees it growing again after 2 rounds 😭

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kutafuta kazi ni kazi, kuapply hio kazi ni kazi na si guaranteed utapata kazi umefanyia kazi kutafuta. Might wake up one day ninunue kamba nipime kilo zangu but before that nitakua nimerarua shimo kwa ngotha ndio nikigonga ndoo mateke the world can kiss my black ass

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Mmoja wa kunishika kabla mwaka iishe 🕯️hata kama ni mabega

[Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸 @IGazih]

I'm not even hesitant to start a relationship because I'm afraid of being cheated on.
What if I get into a relationship and my partner doesn't even know something obscure, like the name of Lionel Messi's grandmother's sister?

[Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸 @IGazih]

The only crack I need on my phone screen is my woman's butt crack.