Ukiwa na a pure heart the devil will assign you a kikuyu woman from kirinyaga na atakuwa anakupikia ugali na cabbage from Monday to monday kama sungura and to make matters worse, she will be giving you a very slippery wet crack alafu she will ghost you afocus kuuza mchele Mwea.
Kutafuta kazi ni kazi, kuapply hio kazi ni kazi na si guaranteed utapata kazi umefanyia kazi kutafuta. Might wake up one day ninunue kamba nipime kilo zangu but before that nitakua nimerarua shimo kwa ngotha ndio nikigonga ndoo mateke the world can kiss my black ass
I'm not even hesitant to start a relationship because I'm afraid of being cheated on.
What if I get into a relationship and my partner doesn't even know something obscure, like the name of Lionel Messi's grandmother's sister?