Alyssa

happiness is not a destination

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@netflix this picture itself has spoilers.. wtf

[Paul Pierce @paulpierce34]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let’s goooooo

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

*me to a close lifelong friend*: how’s your job and also what is it

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

if everyone drops one thing they learned in therapy we can all gain insight from this thread

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@SalVulcano just wondering what you were doing when I was born on march 15, 1995 according to your records. big @heybabepod fan/admirer/listener/consumer

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

I need @daxshepard to write a parenting book. then, and only then, will I feel ready to have a child

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@t_mackdaddy i might finally unfollow you

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@apple for this reason I’d like to be able to mark my imessages unread. thanks

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

normalize answering texts when you’re ready, not as soon as you receive them

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@DarlingAdam i missed your poll tweet but I’m here to say some nights socks just feel right

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

“Framing Britney Spears” broke my heart 💔 #FreeBritney

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Home Gym Equipment Is Still Sold Out Everywhere,’ Man Hopes https://t.co/fLfJxovgbH

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

I can’t imagine being an only child and not having someone to send screenshots of my parent’s illogical texts to

@t_mackdaddy

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@t_mackdaddy @PFTCommenter don’t be mean on twitter

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

😭❤️

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@t_mackdaddy agree

[Alyssa @_alyssamackey]

@t_mackdaddy @JoeBiden @theofficetv pizza by alfredo? or alfredo’s pizza cafe?