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still not a park ranger

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“So are you like... a park ranger then?”

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To sum my day up so far

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10 year challenge? Closer than ever.

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When bae plays with your hair

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Proof I was an OG fangirl

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They’re calling me out. 👀 @zachlanebryan

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Disney adults are terrifying

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@RepBillJohnson @lyrascongress hi, what’s your stance on the Tim Hart Act?

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Stopped at a gas station between landowner visits today. Felt something tickle my forehead while waiting in line to pay. Thought it was a leaf or stick in my hair from the previous visit. Nah - it was a tick crawling on my face in public.

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@AmySGoodwin Pls fix the Kudzu problem in Charleston. It’s only going to get worse. Thx.

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AQUAAAAAMAN

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

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I know our generation doesn’t use Google Duo much but the fact that you can leave video messages really sells me. Highly entertaining.

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One thing that needs to be talked about more is how much Acura drivers suck.

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Bought a cactus the other day. Enjoy this photo.

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Not gonna lie, sometimes I get really nervous to post on Twitter bc I feel like people can’t read satire.

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@slugsnotdrugs_ Well shit. 👀 Sign me up.

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If cell phone providers brought back ringback tones, what would yours be?

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My spirit animal is a hellbender.

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@therealcody_OSU Yes, that will suffice. Only Philadelphia brand though.

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If you’re putting anything other than Philadelphia whipped cream cheese on your bagel, you deserve to be in prison.