Adriana B

easy to forget. hard to remember.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

Nothing will make you more humble than getting your passport picture taken at 9:30 in the morning.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

My X-ray techs have donated their legs to science because they “won’t be needing them to stand up and do work as we are on strike.”

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

Introduce me to the 14 yo that likes their mom and I’ll be like “Hey liar, what’s up?”. #mfm

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

@MorganWallen late night thoughts: you should do a cover of River by Joni Mitchell. Perfect Christmas present to your fans 🙌🏼🎄

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

2020 vibes: -100 billion bad #notenoughsage

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

Just checking in. 👋

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

We are out of baby aspirin so now what are we supposed to give a baby with a headache!?!?! Ummmm....NOT ASPIRIN!

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

It’s not about quantity...sometimes it’s about the lack of quality.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

just watch out

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

@bre_manchip THANK YOU LADY!!!!

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

Who the hell summers in Traverse City?? I’m just trying to make it in Lansing!

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

“You were in there with that patient so long I was gonna fill out a change of address form for you!”

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

PSA: Oreo thins do not make you thin.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

@RivasBay that bio looks awfully familiar......😏

[amir @amirnrf]

Adronitis: 
Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

I have to laugh because I’m not gonna cry. #oneMAdown

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

“Oh giiiirrrrlll, that don’t look like no zoster!”

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

She’s not the maid we wanted but she’s the maid we got.

[Adriana B @_am_bourne]

It’s all about the gallery.