My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?
my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn’t include the phrase “breakup insurance”
Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting