mothra

if you need me i’ll be crying in the walk-in// twenties, bi, hungry

[mothra @_amandamason]

My mother just referred to me as the bra-less wonder

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Been binging Great British Baking Show and within 12 seconds of coming home Alan hears @noelfielding11 ‘s voice and goes “is that old gregg” AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW I MISSED THAT

[mothra @_amandamason]

Someone change the pic on his Wikipedia page to his mugshot

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Guys I thought we were too old for me to bring my brother to anything for his “first time” but he’s never been to stone pony OR summer stage so I get to pull off the ULTIMATE nj first

[mothra @_amandamason]

Alan just went to pick up my script (bc he’s an Angel) and I’m so excited for my brain to work again i could literally cry

[mothra @_amandamason]

Adderall shortage pt 2 I have been in a depression hole for three days my apartment looks like a tornado hit it and I can’t get out of bed

[mothra @_amandamason]

Nice bagel man made me home fries with peppers and onions at 5 am so naturally I cried then left a glowing yelp review

[mothra @_amandamason]

The people who make orajel know it goes in your mouth right like why do they make it taste like shit

[mothra @_amandamason]

5 am. Can’t sleep. Thinking ‘bout breakfast sandwiches.

[mothra @_amandamason]

My coworker said he’s learned to just let me go when my OCD kicks in bc he knows “all 3 of your brain cells are still there but you can only hear one bc the other two are fighting” and that is a more accurate analysis of my mind than any dr has given me

[mothra @_amandamason]

the HHHOLDD mariska hargitay has on me

[mothra @_amandamason]

i was on my feet for 16 hours yesterday im sat down for 45 minutes and this apple watch has the NERVE to tell me it’s time to STAND?

[mothra @_amandamason]

i know it’s only december 5th but if i hear candy cane lane one more time this year i’m gonna end it all

[mothra @_amandamason]

@amyandignite this tweet brought back dark memories i didn’t even know still lived in my brain

[mothra @_amandamason]

between natalie dyer and jamie campbell bower the bisexual in me is having a TIME with this new season

[mothra @_amandamason]

need hour and a forty five minute bobs burgers episodes for the rest of my life please thank you

[mothra @_amandamason]

@anjjjp i JUST said this to my bf yesterday like word for word

[mothra @_amandamason]

do you guys remember backpack kid

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@jiedel i broke my water bottle and had to use a glass for a week and when i tell you how often i thought about this…

[mothra @_amandamason]

i’ve hated a lot of tv characters in my life but oooooh not the way i HATE wendy byrde

[mothra @_amandamason]

2021 just couldn’t give up not even on its last day

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Betty White, the beloved actress and comedian who worked steadily in Hollywood for eight decades, has died at the age of 99. https://t.co/6xWPTUxSOO