Mandyyy🥀

isn’t life beautiful? 🇧🇧 | howardu ‘23

[Mandyyy🥀 @_amandamcd_]

Howard Alumna. Class of 2023 🎓

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

Ngl that Natalie Nunn song be hittin. I really be doing what I want, so I feel her.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I hate that passport stamps are slowly becoming a thing of the past. They were one of the coolest little souvenirs you could collect without even trying. Now half the time you just scan your face, walk through a gate, and that’s it. Kind of depressing if you ask me. That shit genuinely pisses me off.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

tolerating always turns to resentment btw

[preet  @yungbiryanii]

lowkey slack company vibes be on some chill shit but that layoff will catch you on a random tuesday afternoon

[miia @miiagarro]

biggest ick is a man who overpromises and underdelivers

could’ve just stfu

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[detach @detachdaily]

you ever look back at a period of your life and wonder why you spent so much time trying to make something work that was clearly making you miserable

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Sol said it's couples island & she came late to the game & Insincere said "wtf is she talking about" YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT FUCK NlGGA

[Ida @akaidaho]

Airlines asking “chicken or pasta?” like that’s enough information to make an informed decision. What sauce? What sides? Can we stop acting like this is classified information 😭😭

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[aleX @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

checking to see if they texted me back after purposely putting my phone on DND so i wouldn’t check

[Mr. Philadelphia @TOOTTHEBARBER]

I REMEMBER WHEN $200.00 WORTH OF GROCERIES HAD TO GO IN THE TRUNK...NOW YOU CAN PUT THEM 3 BAGS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT....😂🙄😂

[t. @taeseru]

you can tell by the eyes that kenzie gone stab somebody in their sleep 😭

[marion¹ @pitlanelando]

F1 this year isn't feeling real to me at all like i don't know if it's the schedule or the new regs but is anyone else feeling extremely dissociated from it 😭😭😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

me at 1am realizing i overshared with a gossipy person

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar