Amanda Watson

Cynical cynic. Arranger of stories.

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

Air conditioned sheets. Bring your own pillow. #CMJAH

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@AngeloCoppolaSA Don’t think I’ll be having much coffee today

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@real_Ayandamth @MYANC @EDAyandaDlodlo @ANCJHB @ANCParliament @MbalulaFikile @TheCitizen_News Do you have a link?

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@cathjenkin Owl poop. But yummy.

[Dean Wingrin @deanwingrin]

The #SANDF is failing in its mandate and a new Defence Review is urgently required. Either funding must be increased, or its' mandate and responsibilities placed upon it must be reduced.

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@SpokespersonRSA And here is the update from Tuesday: https://t.co/RxS1XoZneM

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@RynoCGI @RobForbesDJ It makes my scrawl a little more legible

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

Congratulations on the launch.

[Nivashni Nair @NivashniNair]

ProtectionWeb is live. First with security news.

[Chris Yelland @chrisyelland]

The electricity supply industry in South Africa is in a state of flux, including a significant reduction in the intensity and frequency of load shedding. Electricity customers may be wondering what is going on...
by Chris Yelland, EE Business Intelligence
https://t.co/xlgIQgAvuh

[Chris Yelland @chrisyelland]

OK, so now we have finally it: Against a target of 65% set by the DPE Minister and Chairman of Eskom at the time for the financial year ending 31 March 2024, the EAF actually achieved by Eskom for the 2024 financial year was 54.68%; the EAF for the last month of the 2024 financial year (March 2024) was 54.63%; and the EAF for the last week of March 2024 was 57.34%.

[Michael Appel @TheMikeAppel]

Comment: It's astonishing that, arguably one of the most powerful people in SA, cites the deplorable conditions in our prisons as one of the reasons to be granted bail. Similar to clinics, state schools & collapsing infrastructure, it's only a problem when it affects them. Ja ne.

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

Apparently his arse.

[MZulu wa Limpopo @KabeloMohlah02]

I wonder what was going on in his mind when he overtakes the truck

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@cathjenkin 😁

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@cathjenkin Not enough oxygen tanks or walkers?

[RCRIM Anele Chiba-Pentecost🇵🇸🇨🇩🇾🇪 @deAndrento]

So SAPS doesn't have headquarters anymore now the minister and national police commissioner are in these streets attending court cases - basically homeless?

This is truly sad.
😂😂😂

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

@Selbybok These poor owners, they have no chance🤣😂

[Amanda Watson @_amandzing]

So neither indicators nor speedometers work on German cars?

[Selby Bokaba @Selbybok]

Gauteng traffic spokesperson has just told Sabc TV news that they’ve arrested a speeding motorist who was driving a red Mercedes Benz. I guess the vehicle colour made the driver to exceed the speed limit
#RoadSafety