m. e. l. l. o. w. s_

Artist..nurse...muse🎀

peekaboo 🐾🐾

Lover of fine wine & delightful cuisine..........................

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

🤍🖤

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Kanja is “facing difficulties running the police unit” just one year to Elections..

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

If women are supposed to have low body counts and men are supposed to have high body counts, who are the men having all this sex with?

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Itumbi is smart. No tongue in cheek

Negro is a fox who can sell Quran in Vatican and get away with it

He will dub them “ system ya facts”

Degree hana, I heard he registered for some Law thing sijui imefika wapi

Hata KIMC hakumaliza

Uhuru saw that in him, and he delivered. From blogger to SH

But he reckoned Ruto would offer more

So he became his spy at State House

He used to report to Ruto vitu zafanyika SH, ephu! Explains why as DP, son of Sarah was always a step ahead

Hata inutile stuff like where and when Maggie smoked cigarettes

Jomo jnr did not want to outrightly fire him. He sent the team to Harambee house, under then Interior CS, Matiang’i

Mnakumbuka the 36 bloggers he led ya akina Pauline, bla bla. They were LETHAL BRO!

Doc akasema, uhm sorry, tuko full house huku. Itumbi ame catch to date

Hapo kwa Ruto, let us be honest, Itumbi has been eating with a golden spoon. Bro drives gari ya 48M and chairs Matatu crisis meetings on behalf of mkuu

So comfortable he is, vitu za Ruto zikienda mrama, hashughuliki. He is no longer the savage online weapon we revered. Ameshiba

Actually I know where he hangs out in Karen most weekends. Once went with baby daddy there, tukasalimiana , tukacheka

Juzi, he posted TEA. Ati Lineup ya Uhuru

kalonzo and Matiang’i as President and DP. Sifuna foreign affairs, Karua speaker

Then akamaliza ati the rest wajipange, Blunder

Basically telling Kikuyus, you are on your own! Ndio wakasirike na Uhuru

I love Kikuyus. Nimewazalia. But I love facts more

Opposition bado haina lineup. But when it will happen, Mt. Kenya will be part of it

Hata Ruto can only secure tutam with Mt. Kenya. He knows. We know… Itumbi knows

Rachel amuombee apate bibi na familia atulie. Kuzikwa kwa Mercedes with legacy ya blogger sio maisha

Tribal gimmicks will not suffice. Itumbi you are better than that. Thanks

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

Facts about girls with big lips?

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Ezekiel Nzyoki, alias ‘Mr Speaker Sir’, charged over Ksh41 million damage to parliament during the June 2024 Gen Z protests, freed on a Ksh100,000 personal bond

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Kama huyo jamaa alishikwa amekua even on DCI page.. Sympathisers wanasema he is “a young businessman who supports so many people in kiamaiko area”.. Hawasemi jango hufanya nini ama businesses zake ni gani..

[Kimutai 🇰🇪 @Japhekimutai]

Ulisema unataka kuwa deputy principal after TP?

[lynne254 🌹🌺 @tabithalinzely5]

Me to my homegirl 😂

Tokea tupige shots leo ni birthday ya kale katoto ulifanya abortion 😂😂😂😂😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Yes. This was Hanifa not so long ago

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

I&M Bank has appointed former Absa Bank Kenya CEO Abdi Mohamed as its new CEO, subject to CBK approval.

The move comes hours after he resigned as Absa Bank Kenya CEO.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" I was in Parliament on June 25th 2024, I did not see him"- MP Babu Owino defending Mr Speaker sir in court!

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Ngl the level of open commercial sex work in Mombasa is wild, it’s treated as almost completely normal and it’s starting to make me pretty uncomfortable, tick tock masaa zangu za kurudi Homa bay zinakaribia

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

@osama_novara Nmeona tu kiplagat kadha pale dm😭

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

Why do uncles like to sleep with their brother’s daughters?

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

85% of females don't wear pànties.

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

You can fuck a woman into loving you. You can fuck a woman into submission. You can also fuck a woman into loyalty.

There is something called 'Dickmatization'.

A woman can kill her husband and her own child because a certain man fucked her good.

Yes!

More than 50% of women on earth have never experienced orgasm before.

Less than 20% of all women on earth have experienced multiple orgasms in a sexual round.

Less than 3% of women get consistent orgasms in an extended period of 6 months.

How you fuck your partner especially in the very first day she meets you determines how much she can respect, submit, and be loyal to you to at least 70%.

Most of the problem of most Twitter alpha males is the inability to fuck.

And most of the problem of most Twitter Feminists is the lack of being fucked to senses.

End!

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

cum in her on her periods & watch that shit come out like a strawberry milkshake.

[m. e. l. l. o. w. s_ @_amarachy23]

One thing about kasarani is that you'll always get baddies. Kwanza Sundays afternoon 😂