AM

still chillin’.

[AM @_amcpartland]

“fettuccini? Is that a pepper?”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I’m not eating hot dogs with you”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“What happened to the old days when you could get a freakin…..hooker?” - one of my bar regulars

[AM @_amcpartland]

“Jon Hamm meet Kevin Bacon”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“If I’m going to the bars I’m having a sex on the beach…fucking delicious”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I’m gonna go vape now.”
“Vape where?”
“The bathroom”
…..while at a hockey arena

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I love snails”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“He kept trying to grab me — I’m pushing his hand away, I said I’m not going to jail I’m going to Cancun in 2 days!”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“SHIT! Ugh I mean poop shoot!”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“You ain’t peggin me”

[rue @ruesbug]

for the record a highschool shooting happened at the same time charlie was shot and no one is going to talk about it because it isn’t their “breaking headline”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I used honey pot and my pussy kinda felt like a mojito the next day”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“Can you get me a little bit of milk?”
“White milk?”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I’m gonna get the big cavas”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I’d eat any pie…except Shepard’s”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I better chug this I don’t feel good”

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I don’t play about my nonverbal time

[AM @_amcpartland]

“When we all eat together he leans and prays over us”

[AM @_amcpartland]

“I loooveeee milk”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i love when i realize that i’m handling a situation better than my old self would have.