Amanda

okay, let’s NOT

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

I refuse to look out this window out of spite.

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Picture this, thousands of feet in elevation sleeping peacefully to the soft drum of a jet engine through your headphones as Hayley Williams is playing. To cross state lines into Texas and get an amber alert full volume about a guy who pew pewd a cop. What can I do?!?!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

once again cannot confirm or deny whether i've ever watched this show but i hope the throw the one who looks like a hypoallergenic dog into the ocean

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Why did I tweet this??? What happened? Why was I getting ads from Montana?? I’d unblock you now….. I’ve grown. 😭

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Why do I keep getting ads to go to Montana? How do I block an entire state??? 😭

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

President Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

[cay @koralinadean]

his fine ass omg….pls get this man back on my tv screen i dont care how he could even play belly’s long lost brother in the summer i turned pretty idgaf like 😭😭😭😭 just employ him 💔💔💔

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Finally someone who understands

[t is online @tbutonline]

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

[gill @contactabrother]

god knew id be too powerful if i had parents that loved me

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

when you get a strike at a gay bowling alley https://t.co/x9rZwxL4rW

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

so everything is woke now and we’re supposed to be ok with that

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Idk where I stand 🫠

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

gays > geminis

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

umm what’s this…

[candymakeupartist @joycespakman]

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[clayd @clayd_yila]

sora choi x thom browne #MetGala

[Vulture @vulture]

BEST DRESSED ANNE HATHAWAY #metgala

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Plant tattoo 🌿

[Amanda @_amenduh_]

Why do I keep getting ads to go to Montana? How do I block an entire state??? 😭

[Samantha 🏹 @samanthakels]

it all makes sense now