𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔

— 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐘𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒 ♡ | Parody Account | Art; IronicOrange

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

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[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

God, guns, & cum. 🥰

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

@bloodsnowss Then we can still have a good time!

[ It’s okay, Allen brought over more alcohol. And food to cook. ]

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

[ Sitting on the edge of @bloodsnowss’s bed. Waiting, watching. ]

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

If I was obsessed with you, I wouldn’t have a boyfriend.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

[ Flipping her off while walking inside. ]

Yeah yeah.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

As always you’re a pain to talk to.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

I bet he knows where you are 24/7.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

You’re literally his girlfriend. What do you mean you don’t know?

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

Laying next to @bloodsnowss, waiting for him to wake up.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

Where’s James?

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

I’ll spit on your plants.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

Just use whatever. Fuck using the proper fork for its intended use.

[Feliks Łukasiewicz @DovesAndSmiles]

there’s different types of forks too, just to eat different special foods..! Think of crustaceans, often times you eat it with special cutlery. I think every single one of these creations has a place <3

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

I’m here for James, not you.

[𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑭 ❰𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒚❱ 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 @_AmericuntDream]

A fork is a fork. Why the hell did people invent the same damn thing for one specific purpose.