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[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"After church nitapitia kwako nichukue ile sweater yangu."

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Si hapa natembeya alifinya sana 🤣🤣 bladifakin hukuwa necessary kweli? 😂

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Mnataka Sifuna asimame juu ya gari aanze kuAnalyze policies to illiterate fellas in Mumias highway wametoka kusiaga miwa?. Ikifika kwa sunroof, hapo unaweka akili kando unaambia opponent vile hafai kuchaguliwa juu bibi anampiga. Huko pettiness and emotional political oratory wins

[𝐑𝐲𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐬 @caterin_a]

We outside it’s a weekend.🌚

Kwani nyinyi mko?

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

All Mama Mbogas are now to be referred to as Green Mummys courtesy of a Presidential directive

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

When you mistakenly open the message you chose to ignore because they were asking you for money.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

If you hire me niende kuua mtu, unafaa kunilipa pesa mzuri sana nikimaliza kazi naenda straight airport to start a new life in Curacao....sasa 100K ni nini? Don Julio nne?

[S @_amjoe]

@NeoNubia_ @Bookten8 Wacha mkono ikae hapo sifanyi kitu😅

[Algo @DefaultMoodX]

Recruiter: Why should we Employ U?

Me:

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

POV: finding out the price of furniture after moving out of your parents house

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arsenal trying to sign Vini Jr, Morgan Rogers and Barcola

[Maes 🪁 @maesenhess]

La trend Ancelotti pendant la coupe du monde

[Bantu🤵🏾 @encoremk_]

La première matinée que j’ai séché à l’université

[mukujin @kulahepi]

Maresca ame sha fukuza

Rodri
Silva

Na wana taka Pedro na gusto

City fans muvae seat belts

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“if you don't do it another man will”

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Wenye mnaombea maadui,,,,Tulieni mtaniua

[🕷️ @dxvd123]

Ronaldo and his useless dribbles been giving me daily bangers for almost a week now

[Sine @FcbSine]

Copied answers from the guy wearing spects and both of us failed

[🇳🇬🇳🇿☣️ @BaldeWaves]

Tried nonchalant gimmick while taking a baddie to the restaurant and accidentally pushed a pull door