Park “Rocket”

[BuffBoy 🦬 @skobuffss]

@TheDunkCentral @JonKrawczynski He not lying

[Jace! (iayze) @topkidiayze]

A Mexican. 100%

[Robert “Robby” Broin, CPA @bigdog_robbyB]

#bang

[The giggler @Thegiggler35]

“Something just came across my desk, John”

[Sammy “Clam Slammer” Sosa @SheClap4Sosa]

Playing golf with the wife’s father (scratch) and her brother (current college golfer) tomorrow. I have to break 100.

[m @TwaddaPiyo]

Those who didn’t grow up watching football don’t realise how deep it is. I’m 25 and i genuinely can’t remember a single time in my life without messi. Whether i was celebrating or mourning, there was always a game and for those 90mins i got to see him play, everything was fine

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[Johnny Sack @spiritbluelover]

Someone’s intern is lost in the blue line

[Clarence “The Menace” Thomas @BlueChewDrew]

Text I’m getting after the longest Monday of my life. I don’t know how much longer I got this shit in me.

[Mazza Invests 🇫🇷 🏗️ 🇬🇧 @MazzaInvests]

@reece7hamilton On the phone to his dealer aswell what a lad

[Reece Hamilton @reece7hamilton]

Gotta be a top 3 pint that

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[Lennie “Big Steppa” Small @LennieSmallBBN]

Drunk added an ex on Saturday night and immediately hit me with the “when do I get to come see you.” She hit me with the mbappe special today (she’s gotten a lot hotter so kinda need that). Come home baby, the kids miss you #comehome

[Short Squeez @shortsqueeznews]

BREAKING: Both of the University of Notre Dame’s starting quarterbacks from the 2022 season, Tyler Buchner and Drew Pyne, started their investment banking analyst stints this month.

Buchner works in Goldman Sachs’ TMT group and Pyne works at Moelis.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

IRS to take a cut of Spain's $51,000,000 FIFA World Cup prize

[red @bluelemxnade]

Christian Pulisic played so ass in the world cup that he started a large scale political debate about the American athletic development system and the influence of private equity in youth sports

[Reginald F. Kornman, PhD. @kornman_co]

I genuinely saw the love of my life at 7:15AM on Hinge today

[sazzy @sazzyLM8]

It’s the best picture I’ve ever seen, the tragedy, the glory, and the farewell

[Neet @neet_sol]

My 50 year old coworker just told me to "find a way out"

[Rooster @rooosterx]

Bachelor party this weekend and I’m the only single guy in the group