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in my quarter life crisis era

[amy @_amylgilbert]

@erinmmoriarty yearly?

[amy @_amylgilbert]

*sigh*

[amy @_amylgilbert]

and there’s still like a month left of it

[amy @_amylgilbert]

2023 was probably one of the most fucked up feeling like i’m in a black mirror episode type of shit i’ve ever been through

[amy @_amylgilbert]

anyone else get the feeling of impending doom right before their birthday or is it just me?

[amy @_amylgilbert]

trisha paytas being pregnant with her second child with her hubby shows me i can get through anything

[amy @_amylgilbert]

do i want to cut all my hair off or am i just manic?

[amy @_amylgilbert]

getting addicted to animal crossing again this winter season might allow me to survive the seasonal depression

[amy @_amylgilbert]

by the looks of my mental state i’ll be watching grey’s anatomy in no time

[amy @_amylgilbert]

the rage i feel when i don’t get a perfect score on a cooking mama recipe is equivalent to a straight man throwing his controller at the TV when he dies in COD

[amy @_amylgilbert]

god, if you’re listening… please can i catch a fucking break? thanks

[amy @_amylgilbert]

@haleyswayne mine couldn’t even manage to buy me a birthday present

[amy @_amylgilbert]

@alynes_e “success” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[amy @_amylgilbert]

if you can’t scream sing sylvia’s mother by dr hook with me then i don’t want it

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

I love when you’re high and you can hear the back of a song…like bitch is that an oboe?

[amy @_amylgilbert]

hinge continues to humble me on the daily

[amy @_amylgilbert]

when you tell the straight white men that you make dessert better than dinner in your tinder bio:

[amy @_amylgilbert]

crying scream singing making the bed by olivia rodrigo while i’m making myself a pot of kd on a friday night

[amy @_amylgilbert]

babe wake up the episode of sister wives where janelle tells kody to fuck off is on

[amy @_amylgilbert]

@alynes_e the way i’d be literally screaming and crying and flipping the table