..amy 🧡..

north east south west do ye really like it, live laugh love xoxo

[Sᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴄ @ottawascot]

Hey Raskin, you know where you can stick that captains armband?!

On your arm every game, you're doing a great job pal 👍

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

2 baileys in putting up the tree and I’m already commenting peoples fb pics saying “lovely photo” no one is safe

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

A hate just eat so much, was trying to charge me £1 per salad ingredient to make a cheese roll a cheese salad roll before 😂😂 lettuce £1 tomato £1 cucumber £1 robbing bastards

[Callum Fowler @_callumfowler]

Am I going daft here or does that say it costs to not add an ingredient

[Big G 🇬🇧 @RFCGW]

Calling yourself ‘bhoys’

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Hate when a get good toiletries in tk maxx because when a want to rebuy them they are all discontinued 🥲

[JGB🌸 @JamilaGloriax]

Not ASOS changing their return policy. I knew this was coming. These online stores need to get a grip- people are returning clothes because the sizing is TRASH and we can’t try them on before we buy.

Bring back physical stores, online shops are ridiculous now.

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

The TikTok influencer maws are really out here doing too much with the “make my kids packed lunch with me” videos, just watched someone make home made mac n cheese and put it in a hot flask for their p1 😂

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Only purpose of Instagram is to let people know you’re either on vacation or getting married

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Hate the dates on Asda fruit so much man they literally give you 1 day to eat it

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

We used to be a proper country

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

A small corner shop displays alcohol and cigarettes for sale near Leatherhead in England (2008)

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

@fonics7 It’s summer and the pumpkin spiced latte girlies are sharing quotes on fb about darker nights. Let us enjoy our iced coffees in the sun

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Will never understand these people who get excited for Halloween in July. Fucking goths

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Was out with ma mum yesterday n we seen a woman she doesn’t like and ma mum said “look at the state of her she’s probably just been at a funeral” a said “why because she’s wearing a dress?” n she goes “naw cause that’s aw she ever does” 😂😂

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Miss the old love island, the challenges, good dates, reading tweets out, showing who’s doing what in bed and last but not least, the smoking area x

[jen @loveislandburnr]

how did love island uk go from final dates like this one to a group dinner??

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Can’t believe av just watched a live hostage negotiation in East Kilbride on TikTok live haha a love the internet

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

Why do people on TikTok use having adhd as an excuse for fucking everything. Not cleaned their fridge in months young kids in the house mould growing but it’s because they have adhd. Vile and lazy

[edna @edna_days]

you know who wouldn’t have missed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

A would sooner gauge my own eyes out than be on the internet asking people to send me free drinks in Wetherspoons btw

[..amy 🧡.. @_amymonty]

@ilovepreserves There is no bra size 56b because no female is that size it’s unnatural. If a female had a 56 inch back she would be bigger than a b cup 😅 this is a fat man wanting a bra for his moobs