Amy ☻

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Girls don’t want flowers. They want burritos…and for you to fill their car up with gas.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

i grew up in the 1900’s idk what rizz means.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

[Shannon G 💫 @SoShameonMeow]

I can’t believe that Travis Kelce made a friendship bracelet for Taylor Swift and now we are yelling at our TVs

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

just got diagnosed with needing a hot dog

[derek 2 on the beach @reindeereks]

almost just said "keep it moving diva" to a pigeon

[໊ @user0000O0]

is it female rage or am i just my father’s daughter

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

get ur fucking ass up and yap. it seems like nobody wants to yap these days

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

a cool green jacket is like lingerie to me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

[໊ @user0000O0]

you know the antidepressants are working when u start taking pictures of trees and shit

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

forgot that if you threaten suicide at work, people will take you seriously

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me: