Anca M

Quietly savage 🌸

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

“I would never go head to head with a girl for a man” - Ella as she goes head to head with a girl for a man #LoveIsland

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

[𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 🥀 @asphodelmoon]

‘Modern dating is impossible for men like me’

GOOD.

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Divide is 100% that guy who moans his own name during sex #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Right, the police will be waiting for you next to the daybeds David-ehh, off you go #LoveIsland

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“We touched legs last night” OOOHHH calm it down Mr Grey, this is national television, kids can see this 👀#LoveIsland

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“You’re a good looking boy”
“Am I?”
Davide…never rolled my eyes harder mate, shut up #LoveIsland

[🌧 ren。 @non_philosophy]

idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Producers leaving the newbie’s couples out of the vote is purely for the Toby scenes cause he will find a new love of his life in Casa Amor - nobody would have voted Kaz and Tyler out anyways, they just gotta make it fairs cause we’d all send Toby packing first chance #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Everyone wants to see how Jake will behave now that casa amor is here but I’m looking forward to seeing Toby form a new “strong connection” 24h after his last one #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

“I bought these magnetic bracelets before I came here”

Jake in the village souvenir shop earlier that day #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Hugo and Liam’s song gave me strong Ant & Seb vibes #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

“First time I’ve been like wow, shes’s stunning” well, lemme correct you pal cause this was you on national television about 48h ago #loveisland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

The girls The boys sending a vs. sending a selfie selfie

#loveisland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

Kaz: can I get a cuddle tonight?
Toby: yeah, if course

The cuddle: #LoveIsland

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

*longest silence ever*

Liam: One of your hairs is on my pastry
Faye: ………..oh………..sorry………
Faye’s hair on the pastry:
#LoveIsland

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hunter. He’s here to remind you that if you’re feeling stressed you can always stop what you’re doing and take a nap on the floor. 12/10 a true leader

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is never too late. to go back to bed

[Anca M @_anchorr_]

If your fy page on tik tok isn’t filled with Draco povs rn then you seriously need to SEND HELP MY WAY pls I’ve actually STOPPED SKIPPING them I AM WATCHING THE WHOLE THING ALL OF THEM H E L Pp