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[ayo @ayofromthedead]

I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

just found out i’m chopped and also unc

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

[sky @loverscnrad]

me every wednesday https://t.co/eslXmkM7GL

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans this week

[big {REDACTED} yoda @gummysalamander]

you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling out of control. i must write many many many lists

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

he’s like kind of our princess diana, i fear what the kardashians may do to him in time…

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was.

[໊ @sonohoor]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[soup @s0upworld]

ok not what i meant

[peach @kittypeachx]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd