andie

Only women, gays and theys, sometimes babes|| 1 Corinthians 13 Rut 1:16 || The human embodiment of the keyboard smash || she/her

[andie @_andiepr]

more like rotta the HOT

[andie @_andiepr]

Yo: me alimento bien, soy creativa con mis comidas, cada dia preparo algo nutritivo y completo, mira mi cena de hoy :)

Mi mama: wow más comida???

[andie @_andiepr]

“I go to orgies to make friends” - some guy from hinge

[andie @_andiepr]

Serían yo poniendo please please please on repeat toda la mañana en preparación para mi cita con un hombre😔🙌🏻

[andie @_andiepr]

PATROCLUS WILL BE ABLE TO TELL HIM

[andie @_andiepr]

and it’s all too much for little lando norris*

*me

[andie @_andiepr]

@spookymamaxo Why is it adults only tho😭

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[andie @_andiepr]

I refuse to call ducks duck sir that is a quack

[bre ⸆⸉ ꕤ @pinkglasshouse]

I just-

[juggernauat ◡̈ @ulybuuu]

@itszaeok a bit too inclusive

[andie @_andiepr]

*me watching tbosas with my italian friend*

Me: so you see it was Coriolanus who put the rat poison in the morphling

My friend: nOOOO, CAROLINA!!?!!????

[andie @_andiepr]

@unamonterreina Permiteme ser la primera en disparar

[andie @_andiepr]

No les mintieron banda, I’m a sucker for finance bros

[andie @_andiepr]

No one is allowed to show me edits of aaron taylor johnson anymore until he is freed from the shackles of grandma

[andie @_andiepr]

Yo: cuando tenga dinero no diré nada pero habrá señales

Yo con dinero: *se pide una coca en un restaurante en vez de agua*

[andie @_andiepr]

Good chucky vs buff chucky es una pelea que no me esperaba y wow 10/10