Andi

I mostly just retweet shit and sometimes talk about feminism/atheism/parenting insanity.🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[Andi @_andipanda]

@LegalEagle for the love of all that is holy can you do a short or something about Universal and Tree Law. It's my birthday tomorrow and this would be *delightful*

[Andi @_andipanda]

@Clockverk Sun Baby is always the best part.

[Andi @_andipanda]

@Clockverk What the fuck are THOSE?! Those are not the Teletubbies!

[Andi @_andipanda]

@GoldenLassoGirl Holy fuckin shit. Every day I have to tell myself that I am not trained as a tiny human educator and my child should be in public school....and every day, there is something like this that keeps me homeschooling

[Andi @_andipanda]

All these people here defending motherfucking Nazis. I can have dinner with Yankee fans because people from New York aren't defined by the desire to have a white ethnostate created through systemic violence. That's literally the whole purpose of Nazis. Silence is complicity.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

When there are 4 people dining together and 3 of them are avowed Nazis and the 4th one doesn’t call them out, there are 4 Nazis dining together #facts

[Andi @_andipanda]

@toasterboy Nope!

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Jeff Zients Archived @WHCOS46Archive]

One last item for your Thanksgiving dinner: some talking points when "that Uncle" comes "at you" about @POTUS.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

[Andi @_andipanda]

@paulswhtn Y'all just forgetting how she held her own in a West Wing cameo?

[Andi @_andipanda]

If this is really the end of Twitter, I just want to say one thing that's very dear to my heart.

MTG has the worst fucking kipped pullups I've ever seen. It's a throw back, sure, but to be that stupid, bigoted, and physically failing and a task that's already a failure? So sad

[Lana @palilana]

Genevieve leaving is her gut instinct and then he comes in and blames her then love bombs her every time #BachelorInParadise

[Bach Rants @bach_rants]

This applies to all of Paradise in general: I don’t think it’s THAT BAD to date multiple people on the dating show where you’re supposed to date MULTIPLE PEOPLE
#BachelorInParadise

[Andi @_andipanda]

@dizziDreams I had like three different tumblrs once upon a time. I can't believe we're all migrating back there 😂

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk

[Andi @_andipanda]

I love my work. But it's becoming very clear to me that if I don't kill myself for admin, then I'm not a team player.

I don't want to hustle or claw my way to the top. I want to be a leader to my students and have enough left over to enjoy my life and my family.

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

Sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children.

The idea spread from the results of a single study unreplicated since 1978. How many other false things do you know?

Identifying them is where science comes in.

[Andi @_andipanda]

@toasterboy @PuppetUp @knottsscaryfarm Ahhh fuck. Hope yours is mild and you get a negative test soon.