Andrea Pazmino

LA Based, NY Raised

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@RobinhoodApp does anyone work at customer service? Sent 9 emails, still no answer. Phone line hangs up

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#TomorrowisHalloween

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What a GREAT time chatting it up with dear friend and comedy legend @argushamilton on @thecomedystoretonight ! Please go to @TheComedyStore Youtube channel to see my interview as well as interviews with the amazing @marknorm and @omidsingh #thecomedystore #marknormand

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@StoreTonight @marknormand @OmidSingh That was awesome! Thank you for the wonderful time 😘

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Me! That’s me! What a great time!

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This #tuesday we have @marknormand @omidsingh and @_andreapazmino_ on The Comedy Store Tonight. Just follow the link in the bio!!!

#tuesdayswithstories #marknormand #thecomedystore #tcst #argushamilton

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This #tuesday we have @marknormand @omidsingh and @_andreapazmino_ on The Comedy Store Tonight. Just follow the link in the bio!!!

#tuesdayswithstories #marknormand #thecomedystore #tcst #argushamilton

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Running 1st place in my category thanks to all your votes! Keep voting at https://t.co/qVngarp6Xi 💋💋💋
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If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

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#isthereanus #isthereanus haha

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Have you ever been so mentally well that you can’t write comedy anymore?

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One day I’ll be important enough for #twitter

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I hope you don’t get to the point in your drinking where your thong becomes your hair tie

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Personal growth: walking away from a toxic partner w/ a stack of the best tooth whitening system in Hollywood

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Some lovers come into our lives to teach us about ourselves but others come to introduce us to painless tooth whitening. Either way, both are worth the tears.

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I think I’m ready to start dating straight men again

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My friend got her toes sucked on a bumble 1st date. People, don’t leave your partner no matter what. There’s a war going on out here.

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I’d rather be in a dysfunctional relationship than (then) single.

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2 zombie auditions this week. Even Hollywood knows I'm dead inside