Policía: “Caballero lo detengo porque los tintes de sus vidrios están más oscuros que Dark Side of the Ring. Licencia y registro del vehículo”.
The Rock: “¿Si sabe quién soy?”
Policía: “Si, el wey que llevó a Travis Scott a la WWE, andaba pidiendo almas, nos mató el momento heel de John Cena y cuando la cosa se puso fea se fue grabar Moana. Licencia y registro, Don Piedra”.
Foto: TMZ
Clayton Kershaw’s resumé is unreal:
🏆 3x Cy Young
💎 2011 Triple Crown
🥇 2014 NL MVP
🧤 2011 Gold Glove
🌍 2012 Roberto Clemente Award
⭐️ 11x All-Star
🏆 3x World Series Champion
🥇 5x ERA Titles
⚾️ 223 Wins
⚾️ 3,052 K
⚾️ 2.53 ERA
The greatest to ever do it.🐐🐐🐐
3x World Series champion. 3x Cy Young winner.
2014 NL Most Valuable Player. 2011 NL Triple Crown.
Clayton Kershaw finished off his illustrious career as a champion 🏆
Clayton Kershaw’s legendary career officially comes to an end. 👏
⚾️ 2014 MVP
⚾️ 2011 Triple Crown
⚾️ 3x World Series champ ('20, '24, '25)
⚾️ Gold Glove Winner
⚾️ 3x Cy Young award winner
⚾️ 11x All-Star
CLAYTON KERSHAW RIDES OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH A THIRD WORLD SERIES TITLE 🥹
His final appearance: Escaping a bases-loaded jam with an out in extra innings in Game 3 🐐
3x Cy Young award winner
3x World Series Champion
1x MVP
11x All-Star
1x Gold Glove
3,052 career strikeouts
223 career wins
What a way to go out for Clayton Kershaw. We'll see you in Cooperstown