Andy

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Dating in your 30s is realizing “he’s attractive” and “I would like this man in my actual life” are two VERY different assessments.

[layne @mooncallister]

shaving before i see my friends in case the hangout turns lesbian

[َ @gffyoq]

i'm 3 inconveniences away from trying heroin.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I am torn because I really just wish we were all a little kinder and a little more gentle with each other BUT I also hate everybody and everybody annoys me

[mary. @femcelera]

valley girls giving blowjobs for louboutins, what you call that? head over heels

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

Take a moment to ponder how depraved this is.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Think about the nerve here. Foreigners demanding the arrest of an elected official in the country they're visiting. The unmitigated gall of these war criminal motherfuckers is insane.

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

the substances are kind of abusing me actually

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[trap dad @dude_gang]

smoking on that shit that made the lake Erie

[xander @whosalex]

i love illegal immigration. get in here shawty!!

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

On September 15, 2001, Balbir Singh Sodhi was planting flowers outside his Arizona gas station when Frank Roque pulled up and fatally shot him. Roque wanted revenge for 9/11 and mistook Sodhi, a Sikh man, for a Muslim because of his turban.

Sodhi became the first person killed in a post-9/11 retaliatory hate crime, marking the beginning of a devastating wave of violence against Muslims, Sikhs, Arabs, South Asians, and other brown Americans.

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

yall hiring??

[prettyswirl @prettyswirl05]

Finger my ass and check If I gave a shit

[josh @joshypooper]

BDSM (bread dipped in soup mhmmm)

[③ @zurskiii]

Terrible sandwich btw

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Oh, perfect. Anecdotal evidence from a non-expert. This is so useful, thank you.