Andrew Pye

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@rcb05 Karma for bragging about their 12th man

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If God isn’t real, then why are oranges pre-sliced? 🎤💧

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Dad dies going back for the dog. Is this Superman or #thisisus ?

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This. Is. Texas. #ThisIsTexas

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First semester in 4 years I don’t have to use UT quest! Bless up 🙏

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Starting my first online class! 🤓

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Isn't it funny how @amazonecho @Google Home, Siri, etc quote Wikipedia, but teachers always said we couldn't use that resource. #publicschool #momsaid

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Am I at #SLS18 or at golden state? All I see is warriors! Cant stop thinking about what Jim said...

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Does tantum ergo just mean "party's over" in Latin?? Wish adoration could last forever! #SLS18

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I hate biking up hills in the rain, but anything for the Lord! #SLS18

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Still not sure what this MASS thing is all about, but it was pretty HEAVY. Can't WEIGHT for the rest of the day! #SLS18

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@Workshop23 Yeah

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Hour and a half before my "Advanced Calculus for Applications II" final. Here I thought I'd be stressing about Stoke's theorem and surface integrals, but I'm just trying to memorize trig identities

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Just realized the paper towels in public restroom trash cans are always dry because of evaporation not because people are wasteful

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Are double contractions like "that'd've" proper grammar in the English language or just in Texas? (e.g: "that'd've been really cool")

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@Workshop23 They both need assistance to breathe. Not sure why we respect either one.

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My eyelashes definitely fall out faster than they grow #happyhalloween

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My milk expires on Halloween... spooky

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Why's it ok to blindly accept the existence of dryer lint, but not ok to blindly accept the existence of God?

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Pretty sure this a symbol of love