Confession: There are parts of myself that have been locked away ever since my best friend died. I don’t think I’ll ever love or be loved the same way again.
Man on Snapchat: sends 10 inch dick pic*
Me: 🧐🧐 “first of all where did you find that vintage Kardashian X Sears velour jumpsuit “
Man: my ex girlfriend left it 🤨😫Me: she has great taste 👌🏾