Andy Benavides

Addicted to coffee.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Just used the Pythagorean Theorem for the first time non-academically in my life.

I’m 27.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

@conlancorona The original 3!

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If I had a dollar for every time Netflix added Jurassic Park just before I was gonna buy it...

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Stairs on the way to the gym. Elevator the way back. 🤘🏽

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Can you imagine not having enough money for Chipotle.

😳

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Do I hate when people answer questions they ask themselves?

Yes.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

The good thing about pizza is that it’s pizza.

[Chris Nowinski, Ph.D. @ChrisNowinski1]

Nope, that’s a “brain injury.” Let’s stop helping the NFL sanitize it. I’ll accept #TBI or #concussion, but please reserve “head injury” for scalp lacerations. https://t.co/7ARz9pAt3D

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Just got an $80 shirt for $18.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Just what America needs: A new singing competition. 😒

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Self-cleaning dishes. Where are we on that?

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

@Monii_mv It’s low but visible for sure...

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

I wouldn’t try to punch someone who is wearing a football helmet because it’s ineffective.

He was probably really angry and not thinking clearly.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

The biggest problem in my life is that some of my favorite apps aren’t optimized for the #iPhoneX

#sucks #getagriponrealityandy

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Stop what you’re doing now and start reading @michaelpollan ‘s In Defense of Food.

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

Saw a tatted tough guy walk into a restaurant with a tiny pink sweater.
#dontjudgeabookbyitscover #itsnotgonnafitman

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

@mizjepha I hope so...

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Tip jar in a restroom...🤔

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

In the market for a new iron.

It's 2017 so I'm expecting an app-enabled, Alexa compatible smart Iron.

Are we there yet?

[Andy Benavides @_andybenavides_]

@ErnestRayT 😢same.