Andrew Couch

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[Andrew Couch @_AndyCouch92]

@OldRowSwig The bird app isn't representative of wider public thinking

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@getsmeshed She's a coward and hel lacks self respect. They both look bad here

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@Rhigallimore No it's just embarrassing to put in effort that isn't reciprocated and not instantly call it out and question your relationship.

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@LeGrove I don't see him tipping over the edge that's just who he is. He's the same player he was at Chelsea, useful at times but not very reliable

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@goal Lmao

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@Tgarratt10 He's 100% right Jude's England legacy is greater than most and he's only 22

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@KickKingdomClip His unintentional comedic timing might actually be generational

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@alexmcole_ Might be the worst take of all time congratulations

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@takeme2hobbiton A plague tale requiem

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@Arsenal_N10 Rice is going to miss the start of the season we can't keep running these guys into the ground

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@lullabystarlust Fat women don't fantasise about fat men either. Why wouldn't a fantasy be unrealistic? Otherwise it's just reality...

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@centregoals The head of FIFA has no influence over a FIFA disciplinary decision? Trump just happened to call him and the decision just happened to go in the USMNT favour... How very convenient, almost unbelievable!

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@cryst6ls I shaved my hair once in school and ngl the wind did feel good as fuck on my head

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@arnesa_kustura What is it about the billionaire singer and NFL star that you assumed wouldn't be tacky and corporate?

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@TheAthleticFC Great business from Arsenal and a great player for the club. Will be remembered very fondly

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@Im_RobM You're an idiot if you think player sales = profitability

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@BecauseArsenal @_PhilCosta Crazy take that was a clear penalty too, nobody is forcing the defender to dive in and miss the ball

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@VictoryOwai He would sell for 10p to a European team so that's a decent fee tbh

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@Ellis_ Maddison did a huge Hellmans mayo ad campaign for the Euros a few years ago I think then didn't get picked

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@DarthMicroT Projectile Spirit Walker but with bow skills not twisters