Andy

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

College is a constant struggle between wanting a six pack and wanting a six pack

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@laxloggers let me get this straight- we bring 30 employees to a game in the pouring rain and pay for all you can eat food and 3 drinks per person, the game is rained out, you cancel food and drinks, and give us downgraded tickets for a year from now? Nice.

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@PAOnTheMic tough one. We couldn’t listen to KFAN at the game so we brought our own PA quotes. This one was the theme of the game

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@MNewhouse73 Any team could use a 2nd/3rd stringer to cheap shot a key player from the other team and take him out of the game. It would of course increase their odds of winning at the cost of ejection and fine, but they don’t do it because it’s not in the spirit of the game.

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@mrsmetooo It’s gotta be. I have plenty of service and still it’s telling me no network available. @18BirdiesApp

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

Unpopular opinion: Regardless of historical or musical significance, Don’t Stop Believeing and Hey Ya! top the list of the most annoying popular songs to ever exist. Don’t @ me

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

I genuinely believe there is nothing more satisfying than finding the perfect GIF for the situation.

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

PSA: I found this while trying to visualize an the size of an acre. Quick fact: an acre is equal to 1 furlong long by 4 rods wide. Now you’re not wondering anymore!!!

Also, farmers and real estate agents had this information and were keeping it from us. Kinda sus ngl

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@zennaschultz @YugimonMaster19 @csydelko Shoulda been there 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@YugimonMaster19 Absolute facts

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@PlayStation Time to switch to PC🤷🏼‍♂️

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Take a deep breath and just be grateful that you’re not as painfully stupid as this woman is.

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

AirPods are dope because not only are they much more expensive than normal headphones, but are also much easier to lose!!!!!! At least they’re comfortable..

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

Back after a significant twitter hiatus and I’m wondering why memories aren’t called rememberies? Another missed opportunity...

[Danny Donovan @DDonovan_24]

Lets make it happen guys!

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere. It’s not illegal or anything

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@realDonaldTrump You suck

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@JesicaJocelyn @realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂

[The Tylt @TheTylt]

@realDonaldTrump Texan sportscaster Dale Hansen explains why athletes aren’t disrespecting America https://t.co/beyXZ5oApm

[Andy @_andymcDab_]

@harks_15 I'm so sorry.