Andy McDonald

Writer of TV ads and other odds & sods | Proud Manc who’s still fairly northern

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“I’m getting the word…Iceland”

#england #EURO2024

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@JonnyGeller Another One Bites The Truss

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@e_schofield27 ‘night, Mother by Marsha Norman. Currently on at Hampstead Theatre too!

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@RSENAL1981 @SkySportsNews Any salt to go with that giant chip on your shoulder?

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@England @Deliveroo Gonna boss it with Deliveroo up top.

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@slowthai “Feel Away” was my most listened to song on Spotify for 2020. It didn’t come out ‘til September! 🔥🔥🔥

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@premierleague One in twelve males are colourblind. Couldn’t you have got Man Utd in their white away kit instead? #LIVMUN

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@Felicity_Baker @TonyD9999 @sophieraworth @jonnywhitaker Thank you, Felicity. A million times thank you. Bravery beyond belief!

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First Trump, now Cummings. Give us the hat-trick, @BorisJohnson!

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@WAPtheatre Also conquered his childhood stammer which isn’t easy.

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“Get off my lawn!”
“This is America’s lawn now...”

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Once I tweet this, I’m going to unfollow Trump. I urge you to give it a go. #deleteTrump

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He makes Dr Evil seem like Barney the fucking Dinosaur.

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@Danny_McMoomins The only ones to benefit from the Titanic were the lobsters in the kitchen.

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@LiamPaulCanning I think he’s got some killer whip on those corner kicks!

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@rickygervais To be fair, this little twat usually uses my thighs for claw sharpening. Like butter wouldn’t melt.

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Reckon the amount of ciggies smoked by @DanielMays9 in #Des could be a Guinness World Record! 🚬 🏅 🚬

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About eight years too late, but how good is Last Tango in Halifax? Was always worried it’d be a bit ‘twee’ but, christ, it really packs a punch!

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@bydanielvictor Working your way up to “me ol’ mucker” I take it?