Angela Valente

[Angela Valente @_angelavalente]

@tswifterastour I’m looking for 2 tickets to any Gillette show!

[cait @caitsonline]

feel like pure shit just want her back

[cait @caitsonline]

i am on my way to saint anselm college to pixar lamp pete buttigieg

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

im a simple woman i laugh at my own jokes and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

[Caley, Powered by Kia @SheaDcharacter]

Liberal Arts majors be like damn I got nothing due

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes u just gotta eat a bagel plain and that’s okay

[miss piggy @bellbottomsoul]

hello Tom Holland would you like to hang out with me when i am free tomorrow night i am free to hang out tomorrow night please dm me if you want to hang out tomorrow night when i am free to hang out which is tomorrow night Tom Holland

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

little known fact: the property brothers have the option to fuse together and become one colossal property brother, but their combined powers would destroy their earth instantly

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Good morning from Tom Brady... https://t.co/KF4WLFopk5

[NIC @nicamora]

i throw lmao in my texts like it’s parsley

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I got bit by a radioactive man from Boston and now I am a Dunkin’ Donuts

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

This week, UMass Dining is not offering Philadelphia cream cheese now through Super Bowl Sunday.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down

[bre @MTBreunplugged]

In Boston, you don’t say “I’m going to Dunkin Donuts, want to come?” You say “Dunks?” which means “I’m getting Dunkin, are you coming?” Isn’t that amazing? https://t.co/JebEOUTzWk

[Timmy Seiler @TimmySeiler]

Waitress says "Say when" when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors.