Lucrezia Borgia (parody)

A self appointed Renaissance Princess lost in the modern world. Worst vampire ever RP/Nonsense/Parody/Clearly not Holliday #Fluffy #MikBorgia

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

Crezias creation. ..The short version

I only stop running once I am deep amongst the trees, I slid https://t.co/DY1FO6YvxJ via @_AngelofTorment

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Ah yes... "forced"

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Well technically I had 10 children, did you not read the book I gave you?

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

Christmas 1839 that is...

[Damon. @DamonAlmighty]

No one would ever guess that I’ve been drunk since christmas.

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@CogentRhapsody I can... 🤣 #andiloveit

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Oh dont be daft *sniggers*

But to be a benevolent ruler one must protect all their people...

Except the ones one wishes to eat, the criminals and the like

Or Gilbert's

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty *fidgets just a tad*

Fair point. What are said questions?

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@CesareDaSubiaco Oh im actually attempting to distract someone rather than imprison them! I've grown soft i fear

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

*jangles keys*

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty I am always fiesty, Im a Borgia!
*rolls eyes with a sigh*

Oh alright. But no filling every gallery with nudes okay? We are going to run a family friendly country

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty *Bites your nose, gently-ish as its so close to my face*

Hey, that's actually something I can do for once, dont take it away from me!

I'll let you be in charge of executions

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty *prods at my forehead curiously* probably Nutella or something

I think we could rule Sicily...well I could, you could be the pretty face of the operation. Im not sure you could be trusted with important diplomatic duties...or a sandwich

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty *wipes dribble off forehead with a snigger* i dont even know what that one means but I suspect we'll need to go buy a Volvo now

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@OfFeverDreams Hey @DamonAlmighty *licks*

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Don't give me that look *narrows eyes* it's your fault entirely either way

And dont pretend you don't love it

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty *huffs* i dont deny it, it is simply a huge inconvenience I've had to accept

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty I've tried repeatedly and long ago given up *dramatic sigh* I need some arm candy though so you'll have to do

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Oh thank GOD or else I'd need to divorce you

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty Pirates are better than ninjas...

[Lucrezia Borgia (parody) @_AngelofTorment]

@DamonAlmighty I think i could shock even you!