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turns out i’m living in a horror film, where i’m both the killer and the final girl

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

my man got me a retainer cuz he said he hears me grinding my teeth in my sleep, i kinda knew cuz i wake up with my fists clenched and i can feel that my jaw is clenching too 😬

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

you must be so tired of me

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

suited up

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

NEW LUNCHBAG!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

AMC’s ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ popcorn bucket is shaped like a purse.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

my mom continues to fuck me over financially, i no longer know what to do anymore

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

my friends hung out without me..

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

took two fucking hours just to cancel my insurance with covered california/kaiser 😵‍💫

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

had a rough day but he’s truly the best

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

boyfriend woke me up this morning to tell me it’s our “18 month anniversary” and now we’re planning a trip next weekend 🥰

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

karma happens so quickly sometimes 🤭

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A viral security video from Snohomish County, Washington shows a porch pirate slipping on wet grass while stealing packages and severely twisting her ankle, forcing her accomplice to carry her to the getaway car as she clung to the stolen boxes. Police later tracked her through local hospital injury reports, leading to arrests.

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

my dad (over 50) is thinking of getting a second job… what is the state of the world

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

think i’m getting sick NOOO (my karma for my last tweet ig)

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

so many girls around me and my man rn at the gym, i almost took my shirt off (im no better than a man ☹️)

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

we have a spanish speaking baby in my class and i try to practice my spanish with her but the other day i tried to reprimand her and she copied me in a funny voice 🫩

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

mind u i watch kids (in a school setting) for a living so idk what that was about

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

babysitting for the first time ever and i was so anxious i was shitting and shaking and sweaty but now i’m a couple hours in and i’m okay but like damn i didn’t know my anxiety is borderline debilitating 😀

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

sometimes i be wanting to tweet and then i delete cus who asked

[𝓪𝓷𝓷 @_angelonfire]

this is literally how i think of them but also because ive known both of them since i was 15 they’re like my cousins fr, having a “comeback”at the same time was the best thing to happen to me

[ana @needyrlov]

h calling 5sos her family im killing myself