Me: I’m going to use my Twitter in a professional manner, network and become connected with a lot of people in my field.
Also me: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
the opposite of an irish goodbye is a philadelphia hello, where you arrive to the party already drunk and avoid eye contact at least three people you've matched with on tinder
My favorite things about applying to jobs:
-Having to upload my resume then retype it out
-Having an employer never contact me
-5+ years of experience required for a "entry level job"
-"Masters Degree Required, $15.00 an hour"