Haley 💀

An Aries in love with a Libra that made a Gemini and an Aquarius 👶🏻👶🏻 #Stoner #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

We are thinking about naming our son after our favorite YouTuber.... @LinkNeal 😅😍 Lincoln! Just having a hard time with a middle name if we go with that!

(My husband and I love GMM)

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

Someone I know named their child "Skrawberry"

Seriously? I cant. Why can't people name their children something fucking normal?

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife forever?

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

Morgonn, real quick, the bathrooms on the plane you flew on to get there, what gender were those?

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

@ihavenoideakk24 Buttercup!

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

Take me tooooooo jaaaiilllll!!!!

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

You belong in jail if you eat meat like this

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

Tw:
So Jacobs' new job is mortuary transport. So the 2 days he is on call, he goes to people's houses, picks up, and delivers dead people to funeral homes.

Today, his friend and colleague called and said this guy killed himself by slicing each wrist 3 times and then his neck.

[Juice @DjWalt_]

This made my day. Lol

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

happy international woman's day!

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Ohio Chick-fil-A owner, Stacy Austin, has been arrested for driving over 400 miles to North Carolina to rape a 15 year old child.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so they went to “investigate”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

thought the first one was the enormous rat until it got dragged by that BEAST

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

someone gave the mothman statue in west virginia a tramp stamp

[Jody Plauché @jplauche]

It was 10 Leap Years ago today that my karate teacher and kidnapper, Jeff Doucet, was arrested for aggregated kidnapping. It would only be 16 days away before my father, Gary Plauche, would shot and kill him in front of a TV News Camera! 40th Anniversary

[Haley 💀 @_angryaries_]

Cunt.

Is there a petition that I could sign to get her the hell out?

[The AppalachiaBilly. @BillBbriii]

She should be impeached. Make sure everyone sees Judge Annette Llewellyn's photo. She freed the criminal on a skimpy bond who killed a mother and daughter who were innocently crossing the street in St. Louis. Time to end judicial activism.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

🚨DISTURBING: That black blur you see is a car. The driver is Monte Henderson. The two women walking across were killed instantly ⚠️

Judge Annette Llewellyn ignored a probable cause statement arguing he is a danger to the community, allowing him to be freed on a $20,000 bail‼️

[𝓐. ♡ *:･ﾟ✧ @negraesoterica]

things women are punished for:

- being mothers
- not being mothers
- being religious
- not being religious
- having sex bc “whore”
- not having sex bc “prude”
- dating within their race bc male entitlement
- dating outside of their race bc male entitlement
- getting married
- not getting married
- being stay at home wives/moms
- being working wives/moms
- being the family breadwinner
- not being the breadwinner
- having any political or ideological leaning or opinion ever
- playing video games
- not playing video games
- being into sports bc it’s “fake”
- not being into sports bc she’s “vapid and too girly”

non-exhaustive list btw