spawn of satan

ornery af. instincts of leftover hotdog water. she/her.

[booz @boozcluze]

i’ve seen other people post about this but i thought id help boost because this is absolutely insane and this girl deserves an apology and an explanation.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

I made a very poor financial decision and spent way too much @tryguys merch. I’m just not going to tell my family and see if they figure it out lol. I got them hooked and when I show up with that blanket it might be a give away 😅

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

@Aneka15amyth @TomJoudrey It’s the way you’re trying so hard to be right when hundreds of people have multiple examples you’re wrong lol

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

Even ten years ago, I was amazed how uneducated other students were on how to properly write an essay or do research effectively. I really just got lucky to have (access to) the right teachers/classes. I really can’t take this seriously though

[Tom Joudrey @TomJoudrey]

undergrad writing has gotten so bad. look what one of my students turned in

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

My 18 month old won’t say mama but almost has Jillian and Addie down 🤦🏻‍♀️

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

It’s funny the dentist used more protection for this tiny xray gun and the hospital gave me nothing while I basically leaned into Roland’s xray

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

SUBTRACT SEVEN? So he wants to fuck a 14 year old but if there’s a super sexy 12 year old he will make an exception? 😬

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Almost never?

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

No one talks about it anymore, but The Hangover was a cultural reset

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

Henry set up two mirrors pointing at each other to try to create a spirit portal lol

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

I haven’t gotten in a real argument online in like 5+ years. I’m about to light everyone’s ass up in my grandmas comments. Fucking losers squatting in her house are going to try to humiliate her online too? I’m down to air it out

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

If you are at a boat parade and there is a Nazi boat there and no one tries to kick out the Nazi, you are at a Nazi parade.

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

I will never forgive myself for not learning the whole dance to Hoedown Throwdown

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

Thinking about that bitch who tried making me think my bf cheated with her. Then I got pregnant two weeks later and just celebrated 11 years with him

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

My grandma had to be committed last night. If she dies from the stress and mental health issues people are causing her, I will go absolutely nuclear. Everyone needs to call the elder abuse what it is

[🌟!ف @Playboyfate]

Reminder

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

My grandpa died this morning and I feel bad I hadn’t talked to him in 5+ years. I’m pretty sure the last time I saw him, I threw a cheeseburger at my uncle lol

[spawn of satan @_angstybxtch]

Some neighbor kid keeps telling Henry’s secrets and calling him gay on the bus. I gave him the go ahead to swear at him and gave him some choice words to share. Maybe not good parenting but I hate this kid and he deserves it