Angus

I say lol out loud

[Angus @_angusl_]

I'm open to answers, but why does decaf coffee exist? #RealQuestions #ADashofCounterIntuitiveness

[Angus @_angusl_]

the real question is how many pairs of headphones can a person lose. #OrHowManyIsStillAcceptable

[Angus @_angusl_]

To the fly that was in my room: who are you and how dare you to stay around uninvited please leave

[Angus @_angusl_]

what i say after finishing tasks: dope
what i mean: dope-amine, a hormone that gives happiness+satisfaction after accompli-
#ThisIsTerrible

[Angus @_angusl_]

It's a weird feeling, waking up without hearing an alarm... or maybe I just overslept. #KeepingItTogether

[Angus @_angusl_]

logging onto twitter after so long and getting confused about pretty much everything #ThatSumsItAboutUp #LikeForReal

[Angus @_angusl_]

forgetting my Twitter handle really made my day. good to know I have spent so much time on here. #ImTerrible

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL no it just sounded like a build-up for announcements of you being a mom lol #MaybeItsJustMe

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL PLEASE NEVER START TWEETS LIKE THIS AGAIN YOU SCARED ME

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL please don't pump into someone. whatever you may be pumping. it's extremely unhealthy and sounds dangerous. #EspeciallyInPJ

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL i swear i noticed it but i never REALISED it #IPromise

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL ISN'T THAT WHAT EVERYONE DOES IS THIS NOT COMMON PRACTICE #SomeoneUpdateMePlease #NeedHelp #OnLife #AllHelpsAppreciated

[Angus @_angusl_]

tried making changes to my twitter profile because i'm feeling ambitious but then decided 'maybe not' when i saw the outcome. #SoundsRight

[Angus @_angusl_]

also @StephanieChanYL HOW DID I NOT SEE YOU CHANGING YOUR PICTURE #TwoPointO

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL i do that WHILE i procrastinate though... #SomethingsWrongHere #IWouldSayItsMyLaziness

[Angus @_angusl_]

#NationalCoffeeDay. if you're expecting that some content would follow this tweet, you're wrong.

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Viola Davis's powerful acceptance speech. #Emmys

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL for all men-it is a requirement to constantly make puns. #GetIt #Minute #SomeSortOfMankindResponsibility #ThisIsHorrible

[Angus @_angusl_]

@StephanieChanYL I bet you it wasn't karma. I'll bet you a car-mah friend. #GetIt #Ayee

[Angus @_angusl_]

made a pun and nearly tripped a moment later. tell me it's not #karma.