Shocked and saddened to see football fans so loudly booing God Save The King on the day of the Coronation. No one wants to see scenes like these.
To prevent this kind of thing from happening again I would propose simply abolishing the monarchy.
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”