Ankit Singh

Hopeless, Awkward and Desperate

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

#MoneyHeistSeason5 #MoneyHeist5
#MONEYHEISTMY #LaCasaDePapael5
#LaCasaDePapael #UrsulaCorbero
#pedroalonso #AlbaFlores

"Stop crying", They are just characters"

The characters :

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

When you’re in a hair fall competition and your opponent is he/her/she/they/them

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Monisha beta, ‘Training your glutes’, bolo yeh ‘Gaand moti karna’ , is too middle class

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Monisha beta,Training my glutes bolo yeh gaand moti karna , is too middle class

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Mai 13 tu behan ki pakodi sabki 🤡

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Me in winter

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Utho Anarkali, Thirst-Trap Thursday aa gaya hai. Nangi tasveerein dekh kar aankhein sekhne ka samay aa chuka hai 🫠

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Me to my chotu every morning

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Me on Mondays

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You know you’ve got the best and worst best friends :—one chills with my ex, the other flirts with my next. 🙃

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Monisha beta ‘Playboy’ bolo , yeh ‘Chinaar’ is too middle class

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Main bhi toh employee hoon, HR waale pyaar ka HRA mujhe bhi milna chahiye!!

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

HR ke saath ek affair toh main bhi deserve karta hoon!!!

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

HR aisi ho toh affair karne mein Kaisi sharam

#Coldplay #AstronomerCEO

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Healing hooling kuch nahi hota bhai , saaax suxx karo pancho…

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Utho Anarkali , Weekend mein bhut G hila liya ab Majdoori karke G ghisane ka time aagaya

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Meri rooh ka parinda
Ek number ka ben ka L🌸da

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Gagging explained by Badshah ft. Jacqueline

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Deviyon aur sajjano, Aapke Ghibli images ka maa ka mosda

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Kya kalesh karwana aur Randy rona resume mein as strength and favourite hobby add karwa sakte hai kya? Asking for a friend

[Ankit Singh @_ankulicious]

Nobody

People after breakup :