Welp, I skipped 2024 on here so here’s my update. I had a kid, a post-birth infection, three stomach flus, one bout of covid, one bout of rsv, three pink eyes and a third degree burn but I have survived to tell the tale - albeit with a few scars. Here’s to 2025!
@jimmykimmel - you had me until you brought up community college like it's something to be embarrassed by. I loved attending community college as much as I loved going to UNC - Chapel Hill. Elitism is never a good look.
@swifferstruggle@oliviameno I will not stand for David Beckham slander - he was an international icon and sex symbol. When they release a “Kick it like Kelce” movie, we can talk.
@agent_e17 no and I'm pretty sure that's why I was never a very good evangelical christian. I was called "angry" a lot by people in the church, but I took it as a compliment and called it "righteous anger" instead. Looking back, it was probs just regular anger, ha.
@masonmennenga This video is so wild to me. The grip that Relient K had on me from 13-18 was unfathomable and anyone Matt T-Sun dated was public enemy no. 1 in my world. They were my Rolling Stones. I even wrote fan letters to them. Like handwritten fan letters. God, I'm old.
Loved every second of #AIRMovie - but just want Matt Damon to know it’s never, ever, in any world, acceptable to pronounce it app-a-lay-shun. Thank you.
@masonmennenga the craziest part of this tweet to me is that in my mind this album is still one of the "newer ones" for switchfoot cause I was raised on legend of chin, new way to be human and learning to breathe. ha
Love the whole cast but somebody please give @janellejcomedy an award or something for @AbbottElemABC because she brings the sauce every single week. 💛
I only use twitter to view immediate reactions to major events. I don't care about anyone's opinion on anything outside of television, music and who killed JonBenet Ramsey. Is there a version of Twitter I can sign up for that caters to that?